Thursday, July 24, 2014

Learning music early builds up brain's reserves CBC News Posted:Jan 09, 2014 8:46 AM ET Childhood music lessons could pay off in protecting the brain against dementia decades later, even in those who don't continue to play, researchers are learning. In one study, children who played instruments performed better on memory tests even decades later. Music training benefits the brain's cognitive function. Neuroscientists in Illinois tested for delays in how the brain responds to fast-changing elements of speech. Learning to play an instrument early in life can help the brain decades later, even if the instrument isn't played during adulthood. (iStock) "The elderly who knew music or they were a musician at one point in their life, they were protected from this normal decay in the discrimination of the sounds," Fornazzari said. The advantage of learning to read music is it activates many areas of the brain, scientists say. It's thought that learning music or a second language builds up reserve capacity in the brain to help hold dementia at bay. Did I mention that I teach beginning guitar in Highlands Ranch, CO?

Friday, March 4, 2011

More of my favorite "My Life is Average" Stories

One day I found my grandson staring at a pair of my Father's false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, he merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"...

While shopping at Target, I noticed that they had placed the lingerie next to the maternity clothing. It's good to know at least Target is planning ahead...

Last night we ordered a pizza. As the pizza delivery guy handed me the pizza, he said, "Mmmm, that smells delicious!" Accidentally, I said, "You too." It was awkward...

As a parent and a grandparent, I now completely understand why the aspirin bottle says: "For tension headaches, take two and keep away from the children."

I was having problems assembling our new computer system, so I called the Help Desk. The man on the phone started talking in computer jargon, which confused me even more. I asked him to please explain what I should do as if I were a four-year-old. He said, "Ok. Son, could you please put your mommy on the phone?"...

Note to Self: Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night...

I was recently startled out of a deep sleep because I thought I are falling. When I realised that I wasn't falling, I sighed in relief. Then I rolled over, and fell out of bed...

My Grandson Dash got lots of new toys for Christmas. However, he still has a simpler taste in life...

Last night, my wife made chicken breasts for dinner. My senior citizen father thought they were large and asked my wife "Where did you get those big breasts?" Sue told him "I bought them." They saw nothing wrong with this conversation...

When my daughter was a baby, she once farted so loud that she scared herself and started crying. She wasn't very courageous as an infant...

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

I still don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the LAST thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon...

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?". Then it hits me...

My Grandson watches way too much TV. While napping on the couch, I was suddenly awakened by "Dora the Explorer". Dora was screaming "HONK, HONK,HONK." When I opened my eyes she said,"Great job, we woke up the sleeping whale!" I couldn't help but be offended by her harsh comment...

As I remember back to some of the "unique" gifts that I have bought Sue for Valentine's Day over the years, my most vivid memory was the year I bought her a "mood ring". When she was in a GOOD mood it turned green. When she was in a BAD mood, it left a red mark on my forehead...

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I decided to start exercising. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. By the time I got my exercise clothes on, I was totally exhausted...

I was eating a Dove chocolate with an inspirational message inside. As I was getting ready to bite into the candy, I read the message. "Kick a bad habit for the day". I looked at my chocolate. I don't feel this is a good marketing strategy...

We recently had very cold temperatures, snow and ice. My TV signal was only picking up a few channels. The Food Network, and reruns of the Golden Girls. I feel like the universe knows what's important...

Sue's reason for buying plastic cups was so she didn't have to wash them all the time. Well today, I saw her washing the plastic cups. Her reason: she didn't want to waste them...

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends... If they seem OK, then you're the one...

I told my Wife that we will be friends until we are old and senile. Then we'll be new friends...

Have. You. Ever. Noticed. That. When. Something. Is. Typed. Like. This. The. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses?

I went to McDonald's for lunch today, and I was standing in line behind an elderly couple. I thought nothing of them until one of the employees handed them both a happy meal. As they were both walking away I heard the wife say, "They better have my toy in here this time." I love old people...

While eating at PF Changs recently, I was eating two fortune cookies. The first fortune said " You are one of the people who goes places in life. " The second said " Ignore Previous Cookie." I've officially been insulted by a cookie...

I woke up before my alarm this morning to find that all I could see was white. I began to panic, thinking I had gone blind. Then I realized, I was just too close to my wall...

My little grandson watches WAY too much TV. I asked him what sound a duck makes and he said,"Aflac!"

My wife recently found herself stuck in the snow in her minivan. She tried everything to free the car including rocking it back and forth, putting salt in front of the tires, etc. Some neighbors even stopped to help dig her out. She was getting very frustrated until she looked down and realized that she had never released the emergency brake. I'll never tell dear...

I saw this prayer on one of my Facebook friends page-"Dear God...All I ask for in 2011 is a big fat bank account and a slim body...Please don't mix it up like You did last year...Amen"

While going into Kohl's, an elderly woman swore at me for not holding a door open for her. The door was automatic...

This morning, when I got into my car to leave for work, I had a panic attack when I saw that my gas gauge was on empty. Then I remembered that I hadn't started the car yet...

My young grandson was recently visiting for Christmas. On one occasion, he asked me where babies come from. I was later informed by his parents that telling him that they come from vending machines was not the politically correct answer...

Is it me, or have New Year's Eve party games gotten more tame with age? Here are a few of the games we played to help stay awake: Musical Recliners, Spin the Bottle of Mylanta, Hide and Go Pee, Simon Says Something Incoherent, Doc, Doc Goose, Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over, Kick the Bucket, 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear, Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy, and...Sag, You're It!

You never know who or what you may encounter at Walmart. Recently, we came upon 3 monks there. I dont know which is more weird; Sue thinking they were just some bald guys in orange snuggies, or that they all came out of a Mustang...

While I was sitting in the parking lot at Safeway, a man in his 60's riding in a shopping cart rolls past, and his wife was chasing after him yelling, "NO ICE CREAM FOR YOU TONIGHT!" Oh, young love...

My favorite Christmas gift growing up was The Duncan "Yo" -- Goes down, never comes back up. However, it did teach me a great lesson about warranties. At least it was better than the the "Learn About Puberty Chia Pet" I got the next year...

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

A summary of my Favorite Posts from "My Life is Average"...

I noticed that there was a warning on my bag of marshmallows: "choke hazard: eat only one at a time." Feeling rebellious, I stuffed two marshmallows into my mouth at once. I nearly choked. That's the last time I live life on the edge...

While handing out candy on Halloween, I noticed two kids dressed as "big hands" bumping each other as a high five; kids dressed as crayons were chasing kids dressed as paper; and a kid dressed as a priest was slapping a kid dressed as the devil with his Bible saying, "The power of Christ compels you"... I love Halloween.

Friday, I went through the McD's drive-through and ordered a #3 with a cinnamelt. I realized I did not have enough money for the cinnamelt, so I quickly drove out of line and pulled in a parking spot by the door. I tried to look puzzled as to what to order. I'll take a #3. The man proceeded to hand me a bag and said, "There's a cinnamelt in there for you, too. Some jerk just drove off after ordering.

Last night I noticed that our ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it. I need to get out more...

On the way to work this morning, I heard on the radio that, in a town in Ohio, it's illegal to walk down the street backwards while eating a donut. Now I really want to know what happened to make such a law necessary.

I recently checked out a book at the library on how to improve my memory. Unfortunately, I can't remember where I put it.

While visiting a neighbor's home, I watched their cat fall off the couch and it did NOT land on its feet. I feel like I've been lied to my whole life now.

Yesterday, when a telemarketer called and asked to speak to the head of the household, I began saying, "No comprendo". He told me to hold on. After waiting a few seconds, a Spanish woman was put on the line. She began speaking, and after a few words I started saying "I can't understand you!” T...he line went silent and a different English speaking man was put on the line. I got them to switch 4 times. Am I bad?

My wife found 7 bucks in her winter coat pocket that she must have left in there from last winter. Hoping I would be just as lucky, I decided to pull out my winter coat from my closet to see what hidden treasures lay inside. I found a spoon.

I used a Facebook application that told me the statistics about my friends. It said that 60% of my friends are female and 38% are male. I'm still wondering about that 2%.

While eating M&M's I found a purple M&M in my bag. I'm onto you, red and blue.

I was listening to music on my computer and thought I smelled my daughter cooking brownies. I wasn't sure, so I turned the volume down. I still don't know why I did that.

I was at Costco with my wife shopping for groceries. I was in the mood for Naked brand orange juice, so I turned to Sue and said, very loudly and casually, "Honey, can we get Naked?" I have never heard Costco shoppers fall silent so quickly.

I received a Canadian nickel in change from the Coke machine. It was the same nickel I put into it three days earlier to get rid of money I can't use while cleverly tricking the machine. Touché, Coke machine. Touché.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

How to Wash a Toilet

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you

1.. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely,

The Dog

Sunday, August 2, 2009

The Real Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Rogers

Captain Kangaroo passed away on January 23, 2004 at age 76 , which is odd, because he always looked like he was 76. (DOB: 6/27/27 ) The following story has been around for awhile, but it is still a good one.

Some people have been a bit offended that the actor, Lee Marvin, is buried in a grave alongside 3- and 4-star generals at Arlington National Cemetery. His marker gives his name, rank (PVT) and service (USMC). Nothing else.

Here's a guy who was only a famous movie star who served his time, why the heck does he rate burial with these guys? Well, following is the amazing answer:I always liked Lee Marvin, but didn't know the extent of his Corps experiences. In a time when many Hollywood stars served their country in the armed forces, often in rear echelon posts where they were carefully protected, only to be trotted out to perform for the cameras in war bond promotions, Lee Marvin was a genuine hero. He won the Navy Cross at Iwo Jima. There is only one higher Naval award... The Medal Of Honor!

If that is a surprising comment on the true character of the man, he credits his sergeant with an even greater show of bravery.Dialog from 'The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson': His guest was Lee Marvin.

Johnny said,

'Lee, I'll bet a lot of people are unaware that you were a Marine in the initial landing at Iwo Jima ..and that during the course of that action you earned the Navy Cross and were severely wounded.

'Yeah, yeah... I got shot square in the bottom and they gave me the Cross for securing a hot spot about halfway up Suribachi. Bad thing about getting shot up on a mountain is guys getting' shot hauling you down. But, Johnny, at Iwo I served under the bravest man I ever knew... We both got the Cross the same day, but what he did for his Cross made mine look cheap in comparison.. That dumb guy actually stood up on Red beach and directed his troops to move forward and get the hell off the beach. Bullets flying by, with mortar rounds landing everywhere and he stood there as the main target of gunfire so that he could get his men to safety. He did this on more than one occasion because his men's safety was more important than his own life. That Sergeant and I have been lifelong friends. When they brought me off Suribachi we passed the Sergeant and he lit a smoke and passed it to me, lying on my belly on the litter and said, 'Where'd they get you Lee?' 'Well Bob... If you make it home before me, tell Mom to sell the outhouse!' Johnny. I'm not lying; Sergeant Keeshan was the bravest man I ever knew.

The Sergeant's name is Bob Keeshan. You and the world know him as Captain Kangaroo.'

On another note, there was this wimpy little man (who just passed away) on PB S, gentle and quiet. Mr. Rogers is another of those you would least suspect of being anything but what he now portrays to our youth. But Mr. Rogers was a U.S. Navy Seal, combat-proven in Vietnam with over twenty-five confirmed kills to his name. He wore a long-sleeved sweater on TV, to cover the many tattoos on his forearm and biceps. He was a master in small arms and hand-to-hand combat, able to disarm or kill in a heartbeat.

After the war Mr. Rogers became an ordained Presbyterian minister and, therefore, a pacifist. Vowing to never harm another human, and also dedicating the rest of his life to trying to help lead children on the right path in life, he hid away the tattoos and his past life and won our hearts with his quiet wit and charm.

America's real heroes don't flaunt what they did; they quietly go about their day-to-day lives, doing what they do best. They earned our respect and the freedoms that we all enjoy. Look around and see if you can find one of those heroes in your midst. Often, they are the ones you'd least suspect, but would most like to have on your side if anything ever happened. Take the time to thank anyone that has fought for our freedom. With encouragement they could be the next Captain Kangaroo or Mr. Rogers.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

It's a God Thing...

Sometimes when we see those around us in need, crying out for mercy, or love, or even just a helping hand, we turn the other way and pretend not to notice. It makes us feel uncomfortable.

My 18 year old daughter (Lisa) had recently started a job at Home Depot as a cashier. Saturday morning she had to go to work early. When she got to work, she realized that she would be working outside in the nursery department at Home Depot. She called me (early on MY Saturday morning), and asked if I would come down and bring her coat, and a Starbucks coffee.

Naturally, I grumbled. Saturday morning was my day to sleep in, relax, read the paper, etc.

Ultimately, I felt a need to get out of bed, get dressed, and drag myself to Starbucks to get my daughter's coffee (she was cold and needed my help).

There was long line in front of me at the coffee shop, but I waited patiently for my turn. I noticed that the guy waiting in front of me had a shaved head, multiple tattoos, and was shabbily dressed. His appearance made me feel a little uncomfortable, but I didn't think much more about it.

When I finally ordered my daughter's coffee, and was ready to pay, the clerk said that "the coffee was already paid for". She said, "Consider it a blessing".

I'm sure I must have made a strange face, as the guy with the tattoos (waiting on his coffee order) just smiled.

What the clerk did not tell me was that this disturbing-looking tattoo guy had paid for his coffee AND the coffee for the next two people in line. He instructed the clerk to not say anything. I watched the next lady in line after me order her coffee. She got the same message from the clerk, and made the same happy, puzzled look.

Ultimately, both of us realized that the tattooed man in front of us had given us this gift, and we thanked him. He was not looking for thanks, just the happiness he saw on our faces as we received his random gift from his heart.

When the tattoo man left, the lady and I discussed our experience. When I told her "the rest of the story" about my daughter, she started to cry. She said that in this small act, God had helped renew her own faith.

As I see it, by getting out of bed and driving over to Starbucks to help out my daughter, God PUT me in line behind this tattooed man, and gave me the gift ( of free coffee) for helping those in need.

Was this just an amazing coincidence? I don't think so!

I believe that when we consciously decide to help someone else (even when it hurts to do so), that God will reward you and others in beautiful and wonderful ways. God IS alive and well in our communities today.

Although this was just a small thing, I believe that this was truly a "God" thing...

Please send me your own "It's a God Thing" stories, so we can share and inspire each other.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Feng Shui Tip #3-The Bedroom

Your bedroom is your ultimate inner sanctum where you are at your most vulnerable while you sleep and recharge your chi. From a yin/yang perspective, this is a more yin, quiet and peaceful environment; you need to feel protected and do not want distracting and powerful chi to disturb you. At the same time, there needs to be a good circulation of chi and plenty of fresh air available to recharge you.

If you find that you are not sleeping very well, or you are having trouble focusing in school or work, try these minor Feng Shui remedies in your bedroom:
  • On entering your bedroom, note where the windows are located. Chi tends to travel between the door and any windows rapidly, so avoid positioning your headboard in line with this “draught” of chi. If your headboard is in line with this wall, you will not be able to sleep as well, or focus as clearly during the day.
  • Avoid positioning your bed with the foot facing the door. This is referred to as the “Death position”. Years ago, people typically died in their homes, and the custom was to always be carried out “feet first”.
  • If you have a bathroom, toilet or shower leading off your bedroom, make sure that the door to this room is always closed, as is the toilet seat. Bathrooms are unlucky spaces in the home because as water flows away from the room (sink and toilet) so does your luck.
  • If there is a TV in your bedroom, cover it with a towel before going to sleep (to stop the electrical waves eminating from it). These disturb your sleep.
Side note:
  • If you are single and would like to attract someone of the opposite sex into your life, try hanging a picture of a mountain in your bedroom. You can also place a male sculpture (to attract men) or a female sculpture (to attract women) in your bedroom.